YA HEAR?
I hope Sarah Palin will be picked as his vice president.
Dr3aM tEaM!!!111!
Awwwwww yeahhhhhh.
Nobody text me about weed/drinking/wild sexcapades tomorrow because my mom is going to have my phone and that would be a l1tTl3 @wk@rD, y@ kn0?
Because the first thing anyone does when they go into a person’s home is check to see if their laundry is folded.
Jessie was choking on water today, and naturally my first reaction was to laugh. Really fucking hard.
So here’s Jessie and me, facing eachother in the hallway, I’m laughing so hard that I have tears coming down my eyes and her face is a deep red and she’s spitting up water, and you’d think that I was really fucked up, but she was laughing, too.
a good book and a sick as fuck movie.
I think I’m on a ‘Try to Save This Person’ list because I keep getting friend requests from all of these Jesus-y people.
Friend Request: Denied
Because, you know, CHRISTMASISRIGHTAROUNDTHECORNER!
It makes me feel stupid when you give me condescending looks everytime I try to help out with something. Next time you do it, I’m just going to start purposefully interrupting you with ridiculous shit.
“Well, I believe that Kurtz had a cat named Katt. Katt Whiskers, to be exact. Although he doesn’t mention it in this book, there are certain things that lead me to believe that this is true. Kitty. Kitty kitty meow meow. Kitty kitty purr purr on the bus. How many kitties does it take to fuss?”
And then just rhyme until 11:09.
Assfuck.
